Victory Hair Has Been Acheived!
Last week I shared some of my staggering defeats in the Morgan Hill dating scene. Remember, I was trying out some Hollywood pickup lines in the Ultimate Flirting Championship – and falling flat on my face. Well, I didn’t give up and have continually returned to ‘compete’ some more in the intervening dys. Unfortunately, I kept getting paired with two women (meaning I was choosing between them and my lines weren’t as relevant). In fact it got so flooded with women for a while that I was considering joining a lesbian dating service (just kidding, ladies)! Well, I finally managed to find some guys to compete with and even managed to achieve Victory Hair!
That’s what they call it when you win because the Ultimate Flirting Championship is sponsored by Extreme Style by VO5. Victory Hair is that special moment when your hair looks so damn good that the opposite sex no longer minds the corny pickup lines, or even the spinach forest flourishing between your two front teeth. They’re hypnotized by your beauty and magnificence!If I can achieve Victory Hair than anyone can! So what are you waiting for? Hop into the widget below and get your flirt on. Sorry ladies, but if you’re looking to catch this blogger you’re going to needto head out into the real world. that’s right, folx… I’m off to the big leagues – real women – face to face!
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